Hawk Vs Owl
These are the steps you
have to follow to transform a hawk in to an Owl. . When man is a bachelor, he
hunts for the girl day & night like a hawk, As soon as he is a married man
his wisdom should turns down in such a way that, he will be hunted by you in
the night and should watch you like an owl.
You are priceless
Always remind him that how
much lucky you are for him, his family prosperity and career, since you have
come into his life, his life has a meaning.
Society Honors
Always keep an eye on his
behavior, talks and actions. Never ever lose an opportunity to turn him down.
Whenever he speaks or spoke anything bad or wrong about anyone then make a big
fuss of that event .Tell the kids and him that how shameful you feel in the
society by his improper attitude. How much bad name he has brought to the
family?
House Hold Work
Always keep him busy in
the household works as plumbing, electricity, lawn mowing and many minor house
hold repairs .If he gets some time to relax, make whines about not teaching or
helping kids in education or sports.
No Cooking at Home
Never ever cook at home
for him, If he asked food, remind him about cleaning dishes, kitchen etc. etc.
. . . Create new drama scene every day about your health, back problem, period,
kids, house hold work etc. etc. . . . Even after that he is not convince and
demand for the food, remind him, he has been married to an educated woman not a
house maid. Always encourage him, he is a great cook and you love his cooking.
Your Fun
Build a network of at
least 10/12 women to do gossip, kitty parties all day long. Set up a rule for
these friends that you guys must celebrate every girl/woman birthday and must
organize kitty party in some hotel/restaurant for the group only. This way you
get at least two days in the month guaranteed to stay out from the house for
fun. Similar action tried by husband should be diffused immediately by saying;
he is required at home for kid’s safety reasons.
His Pain your Gain
Always keep a check on his
income, make a house budget (without his knowledge) and try to spend more what
he earns. Always keep a pocket allowance for you that should not be discussed
how you will spend. Always complain about his low earning. Never ever keep
accounting in your radar, let him feel all tensions of the hose budget, bill
payment, future savings etc...
Third Party Victim
If you ever see or find
out talking him with any woman or girl ,Make a big fuss in front of the kids
that their Dad has no character. He doesn't love you and want to leave their
"MOM" for other woman.
No Intruders
Always disintegrate him
from his family and old friends. Always invite your friends at home those
husbands are trained pet. In this way, he has fewer chances to get some outside
infection and must learn quickly how to behave as a pet?
Good Daddy
Whenever kids ask help in
the studies, send them directly to their DAD by saying this, Ohh! Your DAD was
telling me that he was a “Topper in the class” .Why don’t he make his own kids
successful in the life? This way, you enjoy your TV shows and; he busy with the
kids.
Lost Husband
Never ever appreciate him
for his good work; always find a way to turn him down in such a way that he
should feel guilty inside. If he brings cheap gifts, show him, how low taste he
has. By chance he forgets Birthday or anniversary of you or your relatives,
make his life hell for couple of days by complaining day & night.
Cruel Husband
Never ever talk loud to
him in front of the outsider, Try to encourage him to shout at you in front of
outsider. Always try to show your smile in front of others, His reputation will
be on toll and you will get sympathy from the society. Take full revenge as soon
as you are alone.
Pet Husband
I am sure now your wild
hawk is a pet Owl.
By
Kapil Kumar
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